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Dear Future President,<br>I hope this letter finds you in good health. I h ope that you're able to take care of our country without being misguided by others. I wish that you will make the right decisions for us and for yourself. We need a…

To all the Republican candidates,<BR>especially Trump<BR>You a;ll make my happy becuase you remind me that my home country Brazil is not the only country with serious problems<BR>Cica Lopez<BR>Zurich, Switzerland

To whom it may concern,<BR>We all better learn how to die. The anthropocene is now.<BR>These are some motha' fuckin' interesting times.<BR>-BSR

Dear Mr. Trump,<br>Your toupee looks like a croissant.<br>-Anonymous

Dear Mr. Trump,<br>I really like that scene in Home Alone when you ran into that kid and he was terrified and stuff. i dont really l ike you or hillary, or Bernie for that matter, but if you win try not to destroy the United…

Dear President Obama,<br>The past seven years have been a blast. You brought America back to the way it was before Y2K. It takes a lot to be the man, but at the end of the day, somebody has to be the douche bag. If I had the balls to be you, I…

Dear Mr. President,<BR>Hi. I'm 11 years old and I just wanted to write a postcard to you saying that I like cheese. Thank you.<BR>Anonymous<BR>from New York City

Dear President,<br>Good luck. Watch your ego. The last guy was terrible - but I spent the 600 dollars.<br>Sincerely,<br>Tom Dinaro<br>Chicago Ridge, Ill.

Dear Mrs. President,<br>I want to take you to an island. I hope you'll be ready at 5 o-clock when I get through in court.<br>All my love,<br>Burt<br>New York

Dear President Bush,<BR>I write you will all due respect regarding your selective compassion towards a small minority of American Citizens. We need a person who understands the needs from the top to the bottom. And unfortunately you've…