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To President and Laura Bush, George and Barbara Bush, Vanevar and the whole extended family,<BR>I wish you success in all your endeavors and in any path you may with to pursue now and in the future. But it is clear that you should, in the…

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Dear Mr. President,<BR>It's over between us. I don't think you hear me anymore. You seem to be living your life apart from me. I have serious doubts about our future together. Mr. President, I want a…

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Hello Mr. President,<BR>As a teacher, I sometimes admit to my students when I have made a mistake. I have found that they respect me more when I am honest like this. Perhaps this information could be useful to you.…

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Dear Bush,<BR>I know everybody thinks you're just stupid. But I don't. I think you know exactly what you're doing. How do you sleep at night?<BR><BR>Ellen Volpe<BR>West Have, Conn.

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Mr. President,<BR>It's about time to be thinking about your presidential library. Have you given thought about which city you would like your book? Enjoy your retirement.<BR>Sincerely,<BR><BR>Don Holeyvoet<BR>New Haven,…

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Dear President,<br>Canada is the United States' closest neighbor and probably oldest friend. And you know well as we do that our cows are no more mad than yours are. Stop depriving your pepple of our fabulous Alberta beef and let our cows cross…

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Dear Mr. President,<br>My name is Peter Grosz and I host a talk show at the Second City in Chiccago. We talk about stuff in the news and whatnot. It's usually a good time. We would love to have you as a guest on our talk show. It's not on tv,…

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Dearest President Bush,<BR>It is my humblest wish that your balls fall off.<BR>Regards,<BR>Peter A. Bosniak<BR>New York City

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Dear Mr. President,<BR>A magic postcard, sent on behalf of the Spirit of America - for miracles are the only aid disenfranchised has - to half you and your thugs from continuing your abuse of her, her land, her culture, and her people. May she…

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To current resident:<BR>Bring this card and get 20% off of your next reading lesson. For a limited time.<BR>Pablo Barrera<BR>New York

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