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To whom it may concern,<BR>We all better learn how to die. The anthropocene is now.<BR>These are some motha' fuckin' interesting times.<BR>-BSR

Dear Mrs. President,<br>I want to take you to an island. I hope you'll be ready at 5 o-clock when I get through in court.<br>All my love,<br>Burt<br>New York

Dear Mr. President, How are your friends the bin Ladens doing and Mr. Bath? Hope they all arrive safely in Saudi Arabia. So sorry all this trouble has slowed down the income from the bin Ladens to your family. Ask your father to give them my best the…

Dear Mr. President,<br>My name is Chana and I am writing to you to ask for a national turtle celebration day. On national turtle day, schools will be closed and parades will be held in New York. Everyone above the age of 18 will get a free…

To all the Republican candidates,<BR>especially Trump<BR>You a;ll make my happy becuase you remind me that my home country Brazil is not the only country with serious problems<BR>Cica Lopez<BR>Zurich, Switzerland

Dear President Bush,<BR>I have seen the light and wish to become a Republican. I want to be one of your campaign volunteers. I have several slogans and messages that I will give you for free. Here are some I'm sure you will enjoy. Torture is…

Dear Mr. President,<br>I'd like to congratulate you on your victory. You can thank me later. I really hope that you stick to your environmentally conscious ways when it comes to renewable energy. I hope Air Force 1 is chill. I hope your Town…

Dear Future President,<br>I wish you would reinforce equality in our country. I feel strongly about this and feel that it is time for someone to truly address the issue. thank you.<br>Sincerely,<br>David

Dear Mr. President,<BR>A magic postcard, sent on behalf of the Spirit of America - for miracles are the only aid disenfranchised has - to half you and your thugs from continuing your abuse of her, her land, her culture, and her people. May she…

Mr. President,<BR>It's about time to be thinking about your presidential library. Have you given thought about which city you would like your book? Enjoy your retirement.<BR>Sincerely,<BR><BR>Don Holeyvoet<BR>New Haven,…