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Dear President Obama,<br>I'd first like to thank you for the generation-changing laws you have passed. But I would also like to bring to your attention that some companies are making it harder for this generation to bring in new technology that…

Dear Mr. President,<br>You're running out of time to turn us into a godless, communist nation. But in all seriousness, thanks for all your hard work. It's a tough job and lots of people say not nice things about you. Keep up the good work, and…

Dear President Obama,<br>Since we share a birthday, I would like a birthday invite.<br>Thanks,<br>Naina

Dear Mr. President,<br>I hope your dogs are doing well with the stress of being in office.<br>Allie

Dear Donal Trump,<br>It,s me, Bernice. The baby is yours. I am naming him Winston. He is only seven months, but he already reads an eighth grade level. Please send money, or at least a lock of your hair.<br>Love,<br>Loretta

Dear the entire human race,<BR>xo,<BR>BSR

Dear First Lady:<br>I wish you could be the President. You are showing good love to the kids and talking about obesity in school and exercise. I see you are doing good with the kids and young mothers, including myself needed that guidance.…

Dear Donald Trump,<br>Coo, coo.<br>(I shit on Trump Tower daily)<br>coo, coo, coo.<br>(nothing else brings more joy to my life)<br>coo coo, coo coo, coo.<br>(Your rhhtoric is offensive and derogatroyand I am…

I,wish to say: so this ederly woman goes to see the doctor, and she asked him for viagra, and the doctor looks at her and says ""how old are you?"" And she says i,m 85. and the doctor sayw how old is your husband? and she says"" he is ten years older…

A young woman gets married. She has 14 children. Then her husband dies. Andit's sad. A couple of years go by and she gets married again. She has 7 children with her second husband. Then HE dies. Some time goes by and she gets m ar ried a 3rd time.…