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Dear President Obama,<br>You are so cute! Can you play the flute! Come on! Give it a toot!<br>Best wishes,<br>truly yours,<br>and then some!<br>Zac Monday<br>UCSD<br>A gay second-class citizen

Dear Senor Presidente,<br>Happy Birthday! I'll drink a shot for you and I'll take another when gas prices go down. And I'll finish the bottle when the troops come home. Rock on!<br>Xochitl Ramirez<br>Chicago

Dear President,<br>Good luck. Watch your ego. The last guy was terrible - but I spent the 600 dollars.<br>Sincerely,<br>Tom Dinaro<br>Chicago Ridge, Ill.

Dear Mr. President,<br>Thank you for evolving. I hope you keep evolving to become and even better species and save our planet.

Dear President,<br>Do you participate in bar hopping?<br>From,<br>Steve

Hello Mr. President:<br>My name is Shandiin Sanchez and my grandmother is an astrologer She would really like to meet you some day. Basically that is all she wishes for. I would like for you to tell Harry Stiles from One Direction if he will go…

Dear Mr. President,<br>I have an idea to solve our budget deficit. Let's sell North Dakota to Canada. Problem solved. <br>Yours truly,<br>Rushi

Dear Mr. President: You only have two years left, please sing a song about your wife, Michelle Obama. And when you are done being president please come back to Chicago.<br>See you soon,<br>Rohan Kuttan

Dear President Obama,<br>I'd first like to thank you for the generation-changing laws you have passed. But I would also like to bring to your attention that some companies are making it harder for this generation to bring in new technology that…

I, wish to say: so this elderly woman goes to see the doctor, and she asked him for viagra, and the doctor looks at her and says""how old are you?"" And she says i,m 85. and the doctor sayw how old is your husband? And the doctor says dont yo…